CHEE Toes

I was at a meeting for work last week. It was a small room, full of about 15 people or so. I noticed on the first day, one of the guys ate Cheetos in the afternoon, along with his Coke Zero.


However, what I REALLY noticed on the second day of his now regularly-scheduled Cheetos-afternoon was he did not have any napkins! He would lick his fingers and then fiddle with his papers. He did not once wipe them anywhere afterwards!

I watched him closely the third day, surveying his every move - he didn't even wipe is just-licked, previously-orange fingers on his pants. He just let them "air dry."

I am still dismayed and shocked - I'd be going crazy looking for a napkin!